unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
i like how mario makes luigi go check the explosive
AND THEY JUST LAUGH AT HIM
tHen he jUSt runs away cryin g
the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today
today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all
Did you just recommend harry potter fans start murdering people today?
me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush
So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins